July 2011
You know what's classy?
Tramp stamps.
69 tattoos above the hooha.
Guns tattooed on your hips.
Yea, I’m judging. Whoooops!
I hate mosquitos.
Whenever one’s on me I think I want to actually watch what they do….but I can’t allow it and kill them on site. Matabicho.
June 2011
“Unclose your mind. You are not a prisoner. You are a bird in flight, searching...”
– Haruki Murakami (via mijime)
TODAY
went to Warped Tour and it was fun but Pacific Northwest Warped > Texas Warped Tour.
I realized i’m really fat cuz we all took a picture and i was just wearing my bikini top and it was legit gross….whoops.
and also, i have razor burn on my crotch and i am not pleased.
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
indianocean:
mimmblemimmble:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
