Not That It's My Fault It's Just My Style

missingleftsock:

Don’t worry about what people might think of you. Don’t be afraid of being judged. You won’t be, and even if you are, it doesn’t matter. Lots of STDs don’t always present symptoms, so even if you think you’re fine, just get tested. I did, and I feel empowered.

i’m not mad @ the straw.  i love straws.  i drink almost everything i drink w/ one cuz i HATE the texture most liquids leave on my teeth….like little sweaters, foul.

My roommates tend to leave every single light on when they leave the house.  I’m about to kick you guys in the head.  STOP DOING THAT!  

Also, someone was in my room.  How do I know?  CUZ THE LIGHT WAS ON.  I don’t usually leave lights on if i’m not in the room cuz it’s a waste of energy.  also, there was a straw floating in my toilet.  WHY IS THERE A STRAW FLOATING IN MY TOILET.  i do not like drugs that require straws.  i don’t really like drugs in general.  not that i care if a)anyone was in my room or b)anyone used my bathroom the serious issue is……. WHY WERE ALL THE LIGHTS STILL ON?!  

When you’re really hungry and realize you have leftover mac n’ cheese from the restaurant you went to dinner at by yourself 

Last time I went to one I got forced to motor boat a stripper and she proceeded to credit card me.  It was weird.  This time I got an entire lap dance.  It was awkward.  I am awkward.  I decided the best thing to do was sing the song in the background very loudly.  It was Usher’s “Nice and Slow,” I think the entire table was impressed by my singing.

Went and saw “Breaking Dawn” for the 2nd time to see if I actually did hate it as much as I thought after I first saw it.  Yep, still hated it!  Not nearly as MUCH as the first time but still my least favorite of all the movies so far.

Seriously, always. I met one of my first guy friends in college when he came up to me outside my dorm and was like “you’re that smiley girl…I saw you walking on campus and was like ‘i gotta be friends with her’ she’s so happy!”……made me feel like a weirdo but whatev haha

^this. I never know what to say to this. I usually just say “oh, thank you” but then don’t know if I’m supposed to say something else after it like, “…I like your shirt?”